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Copil: Te intreaba daca ai gasit harta muta pentru geografie, ce ii zic?
Eu: Zi ca nu…« liniste »
Copil: Unde dracu e “nu” pe tastatura asta?
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Overheard: Zice ca…
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008Sfat: Despre medicamente
Monday, February 11th, 2008Daca ai inceput deja sa iei un medicament prescris de un doctor, nu te apuca sa citesti prospectul… te vei INGROZI.
Concluzia: Citeste prospectul inainte sa incepi sa iei medicamentul.
Prima zi in semestrul 2
Monday, February 11th, 2008One down, one to go…
Colegute noi, buna, sunt Ariel, din nou note, din nou, din nou, din nou.
Azi am aflat ca LA ANUMITE ORE iti primesti absente nemotivate daca esti o creatura de sex masculin si ai cercei in ureche, daca esti o creatura de sex feminin si cerceii tai sunt mai mari de 3 cm sau daca ai orice cercel oriunde - chit ca-i in cur probabil. In fine, vechea problema, o aberatie, trecem peste.
Prof: Tu esti noua?
Colega noua: Da.
Ariel: Nu, e opt.
Cum sa fie noua? Are cel putin 16 ani de viata…
Prof: Da-mi mobilul.
Copil: Nu vi-l dau.
Prof: Da-mi mobilul!
Copil: Nu vi-l pot da…
Prof: Da-mi mobilul acum!
Copil: Va dau orice, va dau bani, dar nu va dau mobilul.
Prof: Da-mi banii.« moment in care copilul ii da profesorului propriul portofel, restul e irelevant »
Bucuresti in imagini
Monday, February 11th, 2008Urbanul vechi si o babuta grabita. [sau "Telefonul fara fir"]
Informatii utile intr-un parculet de 10 pe 10 (undeva prin centrul bucurestiului, pe niste stradute parasite langa niste casute parasite).
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100 de lucruri despre mine
Sunday, February 10th, 2008Lista de 100 de lucruri despre mine e aici.
Cateva mai speciale aici:
* Ariel Constantinof became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.
* Ariel Constantinof’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Ariel Constantinof.
* World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Ariel Constantinof ate Kobayashi. (de aia m-am ingrasat asa rau in ultimul timp)
* Ariel Constantinof is the only one who can “try this at home.”
* Ariel Constantinof died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
* Ariel Constantinof can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
* When Ariel Constantinof enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
* Ariel Constantinof used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
* Ariel Constantinof and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
[100 de lucruri despre Dragos Novac - aici]