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Publicat in data de 25 April 2008

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Din ora de religie, with love

Atentie, imagini socante din ora de religie.

Da, stiu, am mintit… nu sunt imagini din ora de religie. Totusi, pe cat de vechi e fragmentul asta din South Park, pe atat de tare este si va ramane.

Oricum, se potriveste oarecum cu o ora de religie: “Shut up you fuckin’ jew!”, “Did you just say the “f” word?!”, “What, jew?” - amuzant.

Publicat in data de 13 March 2008

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100 de lucruri despre mine

Lista de 100 de lucruri despre mine e aici.

Cateva mai speciale aici:

* Ariel Constantinof became a vegetarian not because he loves animals, but because he hates plants.

* Ariel Constantinof’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Ariel Constantinof.

* World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Ariel Constantinof ate Kobayashi. (de aia m-am ingrasat asa rau in ultimul timp)

* Ariel Constantinof is the only one who can “try this at home.”

* Ariel Constantinof died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

* Ariel Constantinof can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

* When Ariel Constantinof enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

* Ariel Constantinof used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

* Ariel Constantinof and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.

[100 de lucruri despre Dragos Novac - aici]

Publicat in data de 10 February 2008

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    Acest blog contine texte in care treburile-s luate subtil la misto.
    Orice asemanare cu realitatea este pur intamplatoare si mai ales voita.

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